“For which f are you drinking to? Fuck, forget, or fun?”

10 Word Story  (via shesover)

(via truth-hurts-bitch)

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(via zebbbbbitneverends)

The only thing that kills me about lesbian movies is knowing that the main characters are most likely straight in real life

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

(via immortalessumus)

homewrecker-of-teufort:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

(via not-fakingit)